Twist Street

Sam Westing, Barney Northrup, Sandy McSouthers, Julian R. Eastman, & Me

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Everything was lavish and special, including the private jet he sent to fly their guests to Italy. One of those guests was his close friend, L.A. real estate agent Justin Huchel, who made a 8:30 video where homeless people pretended to be friends with Justin and Jessica… Gawker, who has a 20 second except of the video and was threatened with a lawsuit when they asked Huchel to comment, says… (many of them) appear to be penniless and living on the street. Some of them are obviously intoxicated, mentally ill, or both, and at least one of them is entirely incapable of speaking.
WWTDDSee also, from Molly Lambert’s gossip round-up (At their wedding they “hired 180 locals to dress as peasants and dotted the hillside with 50 sheep to transport visitors to the 1800s.”)   I kind of get how Justin Timberlake could be a little off-balance— he probably has some money, from dancing around with a hat or whatever; but… yo, what did Jessica Biel ever do that she’s Russian aristocracy all of the sudden?  Is she living high and mighty off the royalties for Stealth?  Shouldn’t you be in at least a halfway decent-sized hit before you can make fun of mentally-ill poor people at your wedding?  I’m even not saying a full-on Paul Thomas Anderson movie— I’m not a snob…

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  1. milesgunter said: She is so sexy in Chuck and Larry. Hopefully she’ll divorce him and let me turn her into the dub step Barbarella.
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