Twist Street

Sam Westing, Barney Northrup, Sandy McSouthers, Julian R. Eastman, & Me

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“Which of the fancymen word-danced pretty enough to make shopping-matrons selected at random from Vegas super-stores feel happy on their inside parts?  The fate of the world rests in the balance!”  The hell kind of Hunger Games shit are we living through??? Meanwhile, the bottom 75% of the TV screen on CNN during the debate was some kind of EKG monitor precisely illustrating the mental state of cretins during the debate; nevertheless, the Washington Post is complaining that “a little bit more innovation/integration of technology might be welcome too; we continue to believe showing some relevant tweets on screen during the debates might be a worthwhile endeavor.”  So right now, we’re living in a Golden Age where they don’t put tweets from halfwits on the screen during Presidential debates. This is BEFORE things get that much more horribly-worse.  Someday, we’ll look fondly back at right now, and think, “That was a more civilized time, a halcyon age.  People had manners. We used laser-swords instead of ray-guns.” We’re in a Golden Age and don’t even know it!    Also, p.s.: GAH!

Which of the fancymen word-danced pretty enough to make shopping-matrons selected at random from Vegas super-stores feel happy on their inside parts?  The fate of the world rests in the balance!”  The hell kind of Hunger Games shit are we living through??? Meanwhile, the bottom 75% of the TV screen on CNN during the debate was some kind of EKG monitor precisely illustrating the mental state of cretins during the debate; nevertheless, the Washington Post is complaining that “a little bit more innovation/integration of technology might be welcome too; we continue to believe showing some relevant tweets on screen during the debates might be a worthwhile endeavor.”  So right now, we’re living in a Golden Age where they don’t put tweets from halfwits on the screen during Presidential debates. This is BEFORE things get that much more horribly-worse.  Someday, we’ll look fondly back at right now, and think, “That was a more civilized time, a halcyon age.  People had manners. We used laser-swords instead of ray-guns.” We’re in a Golden Age and don’t even know it!    Also, p.s.: GAH!

Filed under I've got Election Fever... oh wait no that's just herpes. Civilization is Doomed.

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