Twist Street

Sam Westing, Barney Northrup, Sandy McSouthers, Julian R. Eastman, & Me

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Yes, Hulu— of course, this ad of sexy supermodels emerging from swipping pools to drink original whipped-vodka is RELEVANT to me.  That scenario simply could not have more relevance to my lifestyle.  After all, I live a life of constant excitement and danger— that’s why I’m watching Hulu at 10 in the morning on a Sunday, while I eat a hash brown and drink milk out of a hand-shaped plastic tub plastered with a photograph of a clown on a surfboard.  

Also relevant to me: ads for hot-yellow Lamborghinis, Brent Bolthouse nightclubs, and high-grade cocaine. 

I just want Hulu to think I’m cool, so badly.

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