Twist Street

Sam Westing, Barney Northrup, Sandy McSouthers, Julian R. Eastman, & Me

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It was as if the Playboy Mansion met the East EBond at a wild party at private-equity titan Marc Leder’s Bridgehampton estate, where guests cavorted nude in the pool and performed sex acts, scantily dressed Russians danced on platforms and men twirled lit torches to a booming techno beat. The divorced Sun Capital Partners honcho rented a sprawling beachfront mansion on Surf Side Road for $500,000 for the month of July. Leder’s weekly Friday and Saturday night parties have become the talk of the Hamptons—and he ended them in style last weekend with his wildest bash yet.
Mother Jones is now reporting that Romney’s speech about the 47 percent was hosted by a “Hedge Fund Manager Who Likes Sex Parties.”  I like it when politics is about things I’m interested in and can understand, like hedge funds.like sex parties which I totally know all about because I’m hip and happening. Rich people parties though— yes to scantily dressed Russians, preferably communists, but really cut guys twirling flaming torches to booming techno beats? Come on…  If I had a lot of money— first off: white tigers.  That’s a no-brainer.  But I wouldn’t have dudes twirling torches.  I’d have the really cut guys, yes, but they’d be in buckets of diamonds, like bathing themselves in diamonds, pretending that the diamonds are water, and there’d be a computerized light show while they did it.  Duh-doy!  Who wouldn’t want to see that?  Yeah, you can do the twirling torch thing, if you’re some kid throwing his first kegger for Pi Phi, Pi Phi or Die, but people with money, real money, this country’s job creators?  I think they deserve a Sexy Man Diamond Bath.  And scored to something more appropriate than booming techno.  What a waste…

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