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Sam Westing, Barney Northrup, Sandy McSouthers, Julian R. Eastman, & Me

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They don’t believe in science. They don’t believe in biology. There’s a reason we have scientists. There’s a big reason that you don’t ignore what your scientists say: They’re the same guys who in the 15th century went to the king and said, “Don’t shit in the moat.” I mean come on! It’s one thing to think when you’re 19 and on drugs that scientists gather together on a daily basis and say, “Hey, how are we gonna freak ’em out today?” It’s another thing when you’re an adult, and you got a D in chemistry, you fucking moron.
Lewis Black.

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