Twist Street

Sam Westing, Barney Northrup, Sandy McSouthers, Julian R. Eastman, & Me

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I think attorneys are so busy — you know they’re always taught to argue everything, always weigh everything, weigh both sides. They are always devil’s advocating this and bifurcating this and bifurcating that. You know all that stuff.
Clint Eastwood, describing my occupation in order to explain why attorneys shouldn’t be President to what used to be the Party of Abraham Lincoln.  Finally, someone tackles the real problem facing America: bifurcation.

Filed under Civilization is Doomed. I've got Election Fever... oh wait no that's just herpes.

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  2. lazymercenary said: but but Romney graduated from Harvard Law.
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