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“We’re not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term.”

Sen. Lindsey Graham on the long-term problems of GOP

This quote doesn’t make me feel for the Republican Party— it just makes me feel for poor Fred Durst:

The GOP did it all for the nookie, too, if you think about it, spiritually speaking— maybe pursuant to a slightly more conservative right-wing definition of nookie, technically, but I think the point holds.  

And now, look what’s happened to them both.  Who said the following, Durst or Lindsey Graham:  ”We just don’t know what’s going on in America”?  It’s not really easy to guess, but the correct answer is Fred Durst.  Who said “We cannot win this war on terror if people are undercutting us. And one way to undercut us is to empower Iran”?  Again, Fred Durst.  Wait, wait, no, that was Lindsey Graham.  Damn it— it’s just too hard to tell!  America basically got Parent-Trap-ed.  (Parent-Trap-ed for the Nookie and/or I think there was a Cookie involved in their songs as well.)  

(Source: Mother Jones)

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