A state prosecutor said on Monday that four U.S. soldiers had secret roles in a militia that planned to kill President Obama and take over the Fort Stewart Army base in Georgia, according to a report by the Associated Press. The four soldiers, who served at Fort Stewart, were allegedly part of a group that went by the name F.E.A.R., or Forever Enduring Always Ready. The prosecutor said the members were inked with matching tattoos, and authorities have no idea if other people were part of the group, the report said. The new revelations came to light in an ongoing murder case against the four soldiers in state court in Georgia.
From Talking Points Memo. Why can’t we just post people outside of tattoo parlors? If five guys walk out with matching tattoos, arrest them. Anytime I read a news story and the people involved have matching tattoos, it’s just the. WORST. stuff. Our nation’s tattoo parlors are like a 1000 times more accurate than those bald robot-mermaid women from Minority Report at predicting future crimes. And I don’t hate all tattoos— some can be very attractive; but more than three people needing their tattoos to match has got to be some kind of red flag. As far as I can tell, the most likely reason 4 or 5 guys need their tattoos to coordinate is if they’re planning to gun-rape the President and/or Jimmy-Joe’s 14 year old ex-girlfriend’s new beau.