Twist Street

“Made with Real Fruit Juice.  Man, the people who make candy must think people are idiots” I thought, and then I greedily inhaled an anti-nutritional combination of sucrose, corn syrup and “titanium dioxide” out of a plastic bag decorated with cartoon anthropomorphized fruit, grinning dumbly at the fact that they will soon be ground into nothingness by human teeth, oblivious to their own mortality.