Sneak preview of the screenplay for next week’s episode of The Newsroom:
Will Macavoy (smugly): I’m totally totally totally a Republican, and I’m in no way a liberal, at all. And I’m going to report the hard news that the American people need to know. Now, our top story— Rush Limbaugh does not tell the truth. Republicans are like child molesters!
(Coldplay’s second album begins to play in its entirety; all of the men on the show high five, insult every woman in a five-block radius for being dim-witted sluts, and end the night giving each other handjobs at a Broadway musical).
Fin.
(I love hating this show more than I like enjoying most shows— it’s really not healthy).
