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When Shyamalan takes Kahn on a tour of Philadelphia, two different people recognize him and ask to have their picture taken with him. At several point, various random strangers turn to the camera and point how incredibly handsome Shyamalan is. It’s like “This is Spinal Tap,” if “Spinal Tap” was about how awesome Christopher Guest looked when he played guitar. One of the supporting characters in the film is a pizza delivery man, who repeatedly brings Kahn and the crew food in their hotel room, and begins to critique their work and even teaches them about Latino supernatural myths because, hey, that’s what pizza guys usually do when they bring you pizza, right?
Apparently, M. Night Shyamalan made one of those horror fake-documentaries, but about himself.  It’s, of course, THREE HOURS LONG and filled with people saying how “incredibly handsome” he is, supernatural Latino pizza delivery men, and one of his “former neighbors” claiming that people often “drive through his old Philly neighborhood looking for him.”  Still: probably better than Signs.

(Source: thecomedybureau.com)

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