March 2011
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February 2011
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Sheen Kidz →
“Sheen Kidz was incorporated in 2005 as a couture children’s sportswear line. First inspired by Charlie Sheen’s two precious daughters, Sam and Lola, Charlie partnered with childhood friend and experienced fashion industry executive Michael Berens to create a clothing line that was both practical and beautiful, sturdy but stylish. Being proud fathers, Charlie and Michael were deeply...
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“The kids at PS22 are adorable, but even their enthusiasm couldn’t save what was...”
– My favorite sentence of Oscar Coverage so far. ”Small children are really cute, but even they couldn’t cease my undying rage at Anne Hathaway for not having better brought Bruce Vilanch’s gems to life. I enjoy the sweet sounds of children singing, but even that’s not enough...
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"Where Are You Now, Batman?" A Poem by Brian... →
Alan Moore, discussing the poem in Comics Interview No. 12 in 1984: “It made you think, ‘Ah! If only they’d look at those characters with a bit of poetry in the comics themselves!’ I think that’s where my attitude came from.”
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“You know, it’s a closed environment— it’s like a prison...”
– Gary Groth, from Comics Interview No. 14, in 1984. There’s also a fun part where Groth and Kim Thompson both mention they’re “baffled” by AMERICAN FLAGG— not enough people use the word baffled anymore. Why don’t I use it more? Baffled/baffling— those are...
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Watchjonahray:
Kumail on Conan, spoiler alert: He fucking KILLS.
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Ma-sheen...
Look, I’m not Dr. House, from that television show Dr. House and Pals— I’m not special like that— but I have a hunch that Charlie Sheen might be using cocaine, you guys. I just listened to Charlie’s latest radio message, and think I just heard Peak Cocaine happen.
I wish I weren’t so fascinated by this whole Charlie Sheen thing— it’s a pretty lame...
Dave Eggers interviews David Foster Wallace. →
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Meanwhile in Florida...
“Hersha Howard was arrested Sunday after a battle royale that ravaged the entire apartment, according to police. The 31-year-old Naples resident allegedly first attacked Jasmin Wanke around 1 a.m. while she was sleeping – launching an angry rant about missing Thin Mints, Wanke told authorities.
The chocolate-coated mint wafers are one of the most popular of the Girl Scout varieties,...
“Keep your eye on the donut, not the hole.”
– David Lynch (via homeofthevain)
Interview with Donald Glover →
Why do you think some people might find your lyrics derogatory towards women?
Some women find my music derogatory towards women because it is. I don’t have a lot of vices. I don’t do cocaine. I don’t do a lot of drugs. But I do like to drink and I do like to have sex. So those are the parts of me that I rap about, because those are the parts of me that I find interesting and also scary. I...
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“It isn’t new money exactly,” Sauncho suggested, “more like new debt. Everything they own, including their sailboats, they’ve bought on credit cards from institutions in places like South Dakota that you send away for by filling out the back of a match cover.” They threaded their way among plasticratic yachtfolk seated at tables made from Varathaned...
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“I was trying to be the life of the party, mucking around trying to make people...”
– Joel Monaghan, whose career in professional rugby was briefly derailed when photographs he’d had taken of himself receiving a “lewd act” from his dog circulated on the internet.
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“ From this angle, he could see her smooth, hairless slit. As he began to drool,...”
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OH NO BIGGIE GUYS I JUST GOT LINKED TO THE INTERNATIONAL JURASSIC PARK EROTIC FAN FICTION WRITERS ASSOCIATION.
But again, no biggie.
and when i say no biggie, I mean do yourself a goddamn favor and click on this messssssed up hilariousness, the graphics alone are worth it.
(via numnumsbylaura)
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Blood
tumble won’t let me delete this… But yeah: hey, look— blood.
http://whoisarcadefire.tumblr.com/ →
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“MARTIN STARR: I think when you know you’re all in it for the same reason,...”
– The Complete Oral History of Party Down.
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“Was there ever any fallout with David Letterman over his cameo appearance, where he says, “Hey, kid, wanna buy a monkey?”
Yes. He wanted that line in there all through the movie. He wanted to be in the movie more.
Wait — really?
No. Is that a real question? Did you actually ask that?”
- From Vulture’s career-spanning Chris Elliot interview.
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“Historical record tells us that every fifteen years or so, Superman is...”
– Grant Morrison, Mark Waid, Mark Millar and Tom Peyer from the Superman 2000 pitch. Next cycle is only 4 years away…
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“Childbirth is a miracle, albeit perhaps the most visually repugnant miracle...”
– Charlie Brookers.
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“I love reading reviews. I love reading bad reviews. When they’re really...”
– Ethan Coen
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Well...
I “made it” three days on my media staycation (which my iPhone autocorrected to starvation). I tried to go without tv or Internet, just at home, after work, and starting on Monday, I couldn’t make it past Thursday (and I was at the weekly live comedy show I go to on Wednesday). I’m not sure exactly what this proves; probably good things.
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“I was roommates with all the guys in this band called Sebadoh, which were...”
– Al Columbia reveals what happened to Big Numbers #4
Sebadoh’s dubious place in indie comics history!
(via perpetua)
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All My Ideas Are Wrong
Turned off my computer and unplugged my TV on Sunday night. I still get plenty of the Internet at work, but at home on day two of a self-imposed media blackout.
This was an incredibly shitty idea. I don’t want to read books or listen to my own shitty thoughts! I am not Amish. Why am I doing this to myself? Typing this on an iPhone— I made it two days before I used my iPhone to cheat. Sad!
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