May 2013
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“To accept a new myth about ourselves is to simplify our memories—and to...”
– Kurt Vonnegut.
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“I think, and many economists think, that current food systems can’t supply 12...”
– Anjan Contractor, who just received a $125,000 grant from NASA to develop a 3D food printer. ”Pizza is an obvious candidate for 3D printing because it can be printed in distinct layers.” Expected ingredients for 3d food-printer pizza include algae, duckweed, grass, lupine seeds, beet...
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John Martz: Drawn 2005-2013 →
johnmartz:
Drawn in 2005.
2005
Have you heard of these things called blogs? Blogging wasn’t new in 2005, but it was still a niche hobby for the technologically minded. I had been maintaining a personal blog, and was a regular blog reader. I saw multiple-author blogs devoted to certain subjects and…
Thank you.
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“Following then, the taste also drew me into much warmer climates, with regards...”
– The Internet review of the beer I’m having with dinner. I too hope that this beer transports me, to a time and place where all the children are above average, Garrison Keiller looks sexier than normal (beer-keillers) and punching my walls with my naked fists is the same as punching my...
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“3/17/12: A St. Patrick’s Day reveller reports seeing Ford “stumbling down...”
– Entries from the Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Incident File Google Doc. You know what the #1 problem with my entire life is? Severe sexual impotency. It’s like blanket of bunny fur down there. You know what the #2 problem with my entire life is? Not enough stories that involve me...
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“Everything is a threat. Existence is hostile. To be alive on Planet Earth is to...”
– Charlie Brooker.
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“21-year-old Mohammed Ahmed, DOB 11/1/1991, of Illinois, was arrested when he...”
– “Illinois Man Arrested For Soliciting Prostitution While On His Honeymoon.”
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Different types of ‘outdoor prostitutes’ in...
kryz:
BOOT GIRLS
Dominatrices near the Wittenberg Platz whose sexual services were signaled by the colors of their boots, laces, and ribbons, sometimes worn in combination.
Black boots: buttocks cropping (lying on bed).
Brown boots: asphyxiation by boot or stockinged foot.
Cobalt blue boots: forced feminization; penetration by female.
Lacquered gold boots: bound feminization; physical...
“When you find yourself on the Internet when you’re supposed to be writing,...”
– Noah Baumbach.
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“ESQUIRE: Has anyone on-staff seen Twin Peaks? Is it all an inside David Lynch...”
– An interview by Esquire Magazine (who published Gay Talese and George Lois and Dorothy Parker and F.Scott Fitzgerald, etc.), with Nicole, the hostess of the Twin Peaks in Mesquite, Texas, which is not a David Lynch themed restaurant as it turns out. (It’s a lady-breast themed restaurant. In...
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“Bikinis, TX will be a world-class destination, and I am thrilled to expand the...”
– Doug Guller, owner of Bikini, Texas (“located 10 miles south of Fredericksburg and six miles southwest of Luckenbach, forming an amazingly perfect (bikini) triangle south of Austin”) as well as the trademark to the word “breastaurant”. He owns that word. Also: the tagline...
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“Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill owner Doug Guller — who bought the town of...”
– … wait, did that article about a bikini contest just say that a “breastaurant” called Bikinis bought a town in Texas? As a matter of fact, it did:
The owner of Austin-based Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill bought an abandoned Texas town he found listed on Craigslist and renamed it...
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“‘The significance here is they are manipulating the financial system to be able...”
– In Hours, Thieves Took $45 Million in A.T.M. Scheme
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