Twist Street

Sam Westing, Barney Northrup, Sandy McSouthers, Julian R. Eastman, & Me

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Damn, I was hoping there’d be another episode of Switcher.  I thought the second episode had such a cool cliffhanger.  Also: JD Ryznar describing when he first realized he wanted a bulletin board has been making me giggle all morning.  That’s what’s stuck in my head most from last night.  

Damn, I was hoping there’d be another episode of Switcher.  I thought the second episode had such a cool cliffhanger.  Also: JD Ryznar describing when he first realized he wanted a bulletin board has been making me giggle all morning.  That’s what’s stuck in my head most from last night.  

(Source: davidseger, via channel101tumblr)

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Twitter reactions to a 16 year old atheist girl who was the named plaintiff in an ACLU lawsuit to have a prayer removed from the walls of her school, based upon the legal principal of DUHHHHH, for which she’s had the name and address of her family circulated online, received death threats, had a Democrat state representative call her an “evil little thing,” and had 3 florists refuse to deliver her flowers(!). 

Twitter reactions to a 16 year old atheist girl who was the named plaintiff in an ACLU lawsuit to have a prayer removed from the walls of her school, based upon the legal principal of DUHHHHH, for which she’s had the name and address of her family circulated online, received death threats, had a Democrat state representative call her an “evil little thing,” and had 3 florists refuse to deliver her flowers(!). 

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If I had it all to do over again, I’d cut off my hands.
Wally Wood.  Comics: An industry with a long history of intellectual property theft, self-censorship, fly-by-night Hollywood scam publishing swindles, endless holofoiled death-bagged gimmickery, bait-and-switch crossover thieving, mindless speculator madness, suicides, and betrayals, funded by meth-related money-laundering schemes, that now wants to spend all day every day lecturing its audience for not living up to the very, very high moral standards of the comic book industry.  Yikes.    

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Emperor of the North (1973):  This got recommended to me a couple years back, something like that, but it had just sat in my instant queue— I don’t know how long it’s been there but I finally noticed it; couldn’t sleep, so.  6 years after the Dirty Dozen, and a year before the Longest Yard, Robert Aldrich and Lee Marvin teamed up for a hobo epic.  Lee Marvin plays A No. 1 (I guess John Carpenter was  a fan), basically the best of the Great Depression hobos (the Great Depression, when “hobos ruled the land”), facing off against a crazy-eyed Ernest Borgnine, playing a sadistic railroad man who takes deranged pleasure in brutally murdering the hobos who dare to ride his train.  Keith Carradine plays a younger, new jack hobo.
It’s an old hobo fighting an old corporate-sponsored murderer, both trying to stave off feeling threatened by the next generation through the magic of railroad violence. 
Lee Marvin’s first scene in the movie might be pretty much the best character introduction you could want out of a Lee Marvin movie— Lee Marvin has a really swell first scene. That scene’s not on youtube though, somehow, but the weirdly jaunty theme song is. I like that in the 70’s, there weren’t just movies about hobo violence, but they also had happy, toe-tapping soundtracks.  Trailer.

Emperor of the North (1973):  This got recommended to me a couple years back, something like that, but it had just sat in my instant queue— I don’t know how long it’s been there but I finally noticed it; couldn’t sleep, so.  6 years after the Dirty Dozen, and a year before the Longest Yard, Robert Aldrich and Lee Marvin teamed up for a hobo epic.  Lee Marvin plays A No. 1 (I guess John Carpenter was  a fan), basically the best of the Great Depression hobos (the Great Depression, when “hobos ruled the land”), facing off against a crazy-eyed Ernest Borgnine, playing a sadistic railroad man who takes deranged pleasure in brutally murdering the hobos who dare to ride his train.  Keith Carradine plays a younger, new jack hobo.

It’s an old hobo fighting an old corporate-sponsored murderer, both trying to stave off feeling threatened by the next generation through the magic of railroad violence. 

Lee Marvin’s first scene in the movie might be pretty much the best character introduction you could want out of a Lee Marvin movie— Lee Marvin has a really swell first scene. That scene’s not on youtube though, somehow, but the weirdly jaunty theme song is. I like that in the 70’s, there weren’t just movies about hobo violence, but they also had happy, toe-tapping soundtracks.  Trailer.

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“In issue 141 of the Fantastic Four, published in November, 1973, Reed Richards had to use his anti-matter weapon on his own son, who Annihilus has turn into the Human Atom Bomb. It was a typical predicament for the Fantastic Four, because they weren’t like other superheroes. They were more like a family. And the more power they had, the more harm they could do to each other without even knowing it. That was the meaning of the Fantastic Four: that a family is like your own personal anti-matter. Your family is the void you emerge from, and the place you return to when you die. And that’s the paradox - the closer you’re drawn back in, the deeper into the void you go.”
— From The Ice Storm.

“In issue 141 of the Fantastic Four, published in November, 1973, Reed Richards had to use his anti-matter weapon on his own son, who Annihilus has turn into the Human Atom Bomb. It was a typical predicament for the Fantastic Four, because they weren’t like other superheroes. They were more like a family. And the more power they had, the more harm they could do to each other without even knowing it. That was the meaning of the Fantastic Four: that a family is like your own personal anti-matter. Your family is the void you emerge from, and the place you return to when you die. And that’s the paradox - the closer you’re drawn back in, the deeper into the void you go.”

— From The Ice Storm.

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I FOUND ICE CUBES ‘GOOD DAY’

samhumphries:

murkavenue:

CLUE 1:
     “went to short dogs house,
       they was watching Yo MTV
       RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
               Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
               Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
      ”The Lakers beat the Super 
       Sonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY 23 1993 where the Lakers beat the Super Sonics:
      Nov 11 1988    114-103
      Nov 30 1988    110-106
      Apr    4 1989    115-97
      Apr  23 1989    121-117
      Jan  17 1990    100-90
      Feb  28 1990    112-107
      Mar  25 1990    116-94
      Apr  17  1990    102-101
      Jan  18  1991    105-96
      Mar  24  1991    113-96
      Apr  21  1991    103-100
      Jan  20  1992    116-110
CLUE 4:
Dates of those Laker wins over SuperSonics where it was a clear day with no Smog:
                Nov 30 1988
                Apr   4  1989
                Jan 18  1991
                Jan 20  1992
CLUE 5:
     “Got a beep from Kim, and
         she can fuck all night”
beepers weren’t adopted by mobile phone companies until the 1990s. Dates left where mobile beepers were availible to public:
                 Jan 18 1991
                 Jan 20 1992
CLUE 6:
Ice Cube starred in the film “Boyz in the hood” that released late Summer of 1991, but was being filmed mid-late 1990 early 1991 and Ice Cube was busy on set filming the movie Jan 18 1991 too busy to be lounging around the streets with no plans. Ladies and Gentlemen..

The ONLY day where:
Yo MTV Raps was on air
It was a clear and smogless day
Beepers were commercially sold
Lakers beat the SuperSonics
and Ice Cube had no events to attend was…
         
          JANUARY 20 1992
      National Good Day Day

-Donovan

This man is a fucking scholar for the ages.

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When Shyamalan takes Kahn on a tour of Philadelphia, two different people recognize him and ask to have their picture taken with him. At several point, various random strangers turn to the camera and point how incredibly handsome Shyamalan is. It’s like “This is Spinal Tap,” if “Spinal Tap” was about how awesome Christopher Guest looked when he played guitar. One of the supporting characters in the film is a pizza delivery man, who repeatedly brings Kahn and the crew food in their hotel room, and begins to critique their work and even teaches them about Latino supernatural myths because, hey, that’s what pizza guys usually do when they bring you pizza, right?
Apparently, M. Night Shyamalan made one of those horror fake-documentaries, but about himself.  It’s, of course, THREE HOURS LONG and filled with people saying how “incredibly handsome” he is, supernatural Latino pizza delivery men, and one of his “former neighbors” claiming that people often “drive through his old Philly neighborhood looking for him.”  Still: probably better than Signs.

(Source: thecomedybureau.com)

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Page by Paul Kirchner from his surreal Western comic Dope Rider, which previously ran in High Times magazine apparently (I only read High Times for the articles), now all online at a blog set up by Mr. Kirchner back in June. (Got by me, when it went around back when).  Many more pages at that blog— I particularly liked a stretch of Lee Van Cleef having a showdown with the Dope Rider for selling him some bad cocaine. I would guess that Kirchner is known to comic people more for Murder by Remote Control (1986).  French people are publishing a new collection of his bus comics from Heavy Metal, apparently. Fun-fact: according to the Dope Rider blog, Neal Adams used Kirchner as the model for the mass murderer in Thrill Kill (which I remember liking).  

Page by Paul Kirchner from his surreal Western comic Dope Rider, which previously ran in High Times magazine apparently (I only read High Times for the articles), now all online at a blog set up by Mr. Kirchner back in June. (Got by me, when it went around back when).  Many more pages at that blog— I particularly liked a stretch of Lee Van Cleef having a showdown with the Dope Rider for selling him some bad cocaine. I would guess that Kirchner is known to comic people more for Murder by Remote Control (1986).  French people are publishing a new collection of his bus comics from Heavy Metal, apparently. Fun-fact: according to the Dope Rider blog, Neal Adams used Kirchner as the model for the mass murderer in Thrill Kill (which I remember liking).  

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